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  When Xerxes (Ken Davitian), the evil god king of Persia, sends his massive army to Sparta, King Leonidas (Sean Maguire) and 13 strapping warriors rise up to defend their homeland.The first battles are of the hip-hop variety, and taking position at the narrow Thermopylae pass provides a huge strategic advantage, but a goat trail back-door is betrayed to Xerxes.

  Actors: Sean Maguire,Carmen Electra,Ken Davitian,Kevin Sorbo,Diedrich Bader,Method Man,Jareb Dauplaise,Travis Van Winkle,Phil Morris,Jim Piddock,Nicole Parker,..»

  Country: United States

  Quality: HD

  IMDb: 2.7
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• Played by: Sean Maguire

  Played by: Carmen Electra

  Played by: Ken Davitian

  Played by: Kevin Sorbo

  Played by: Diedrich Bader

  Played by: Method Man

  Played by: Jareb Dauplaise

  Played by: Travis Van Winkle

  Played by: Phil Morris

  Played by: Jim Piddock

  Played by: Nicole Parker

  Played by: Ike Barinholtz

  Played by: Crista Flanagan

  Played by: Hunter Clary

  Played by: Emily Wilson

  Played by: Stuart Rigby

  Played by: Willie Macc

  Played by: John Di Domenico

  Played by: Christopher Lett

  Played by: Jenny Costa

  Played by: Belinda Waymouth

  Played by: Jesse Lewis IV

  Played by: Ryan Fraley

  Played by: Tiffany Claus

  Played by: Nick Steele

  Played by: Jim Nieb

  Played by: Dean Cochran

  Played by: Nate Haden

  Played by: Winter Jones

  Played by: Philip Albuquerque

  Played by: Dazzle Boy

  Played by: Steve Lindsley

  Played by: Joseph L. Henley Jr.

  Played by: Briana Barran

  Played by: Natasha Blasick

  Played by: Paige Peterson
• Birthdate: 13 October 1971, Newark, New Jersey, USA

  Birthdate: 12 January 1974, Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
• Birthdate: 13 October 1971, Newark, New Jersey, USA

  Birthdate: 12 January 1974, Mississauga, Ontario, Canada

• The result in Meet the Spartans is less classic Mel Brooks than middling Best Week Ever.

  This was the worst movie I've ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a 'movie' and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film.

  I'm moving to Europe.

  It's so bad even Carmen Electra should be embarrassed.

  It's a MADtv or Saturday Night Live sketch dressed up in feature-length clothing. It's way too much of an OK thing. And the way-too-much-ness goes on and on.

  While there's enough comedic material there for as many as three somewhat tolerable minutes of MADtv, Meet The Spartans gamely alternates between unfunny gay jokes and violent pratfalls for a good 80 minutes.

  Meet The Spartans? For those unlucky enough to be lured into the cinema, there's every chance you'll be wanting to meet your maker instead.

  Because this movie was written for 10-year-olds, it assumes that those 10-year-olds are the stupidest 10-year-olds alive.

  What does it say about a film with an hour running time that has twenty minutes of outtakes after the credits to reach theatrical length? Very little that's positive.

  While still not a grand work of art, Meet the Spartans improves upon the formula established in the earlier parodies of Friedberg and Seltzer.

  Years later, I still was in love and looked up the organization (took quite a bit of digging and calling around LOL) just so I could find out who the song was. I saw a local Indian organization do a rendition of this dance at the International Food and Folklife Festival years ago. Kabhi khushi kabhie gham streaming.

  It's not very good at all, but I did manage to laugh at some moments of sudden pratfalls and comic violence, but the talkshow reference mentality has to go!

  A bizarre, leering orgy of celebrity crotches, lowbrow horny gay buffoons in leather, moronic gladiator mayhem, and too-much-information cascading bodily fluids galore.

Meet The Spartans 2008 Cast

Meet The Spartans 2008 Full Movie